Margie* told a little lie, Fleeced those who did not know. And everywhere that Margie went, The lie was sure to go. *Marjorie Taylor Greene It followed her to Washington. It spread and spread and spread. The hospitals filled with Covid deaths In states the color red. Sean Hannity said, “Get a vax.” And so did Valentine*. But Margie wouldn't know the truth If it bit her from behind. *Phil Valentine, conservative talk show host I hope this rhyme does not offend, It is not meant to do. It's only that we can't pretend Fake facts will get us through. And why, you say, a send up Of Mary's Little Lamb. False claims did plague its author, though She'd published her iamb. Eighteen thirty was the date On Mrs. Hale's book. 'Twas nineteen twenty-eight, about, when Old Ford* had a look. *Henry Ford, famous for cars and conspiracy theories He wrote that Hale plagiarized The poem she’d published first. The lie went out across the land. This fib was not Ford’s worst. His may have rivaled Margie's lies, Though, that I do not know. But at the time, he did his part Mean chaos here* to sow. *Via his newspaper, Dearborn Independent Nineteen twenty-seven saw Him hateful towards the Jews. The case, it went before the court. The judge decried his views. Ford used slave labor overseas To build in German towns. Despite his past apologies, The liar doubled down. So now we come to Margie's “facts,” The same The Donald told. Like Henry Ford they watch folks die, While piling up the gold.
**Next week will be a drabble.