From a young age, Johnny did his best to earn coal in his stocking when St. Nick came. He pulled his sister’s hair. He stole his brother’s allowance. He even kicked the dog.
His reach is wider now. But he’s still the same trickster he was as a child. And he’s still enamored with coal. He’s earned enough coal this year to smog up the length and breadth of America. Johnny cut a deal with the mines. Santa will deliver. And with the economy, and the cost of toys, not to mention the cost of heat, America will thank him.
Monica's Monday Morning Flash 