— E-mail. God sent me a cease and desist order. It’s here somewhere. Oh, maybe it got trashed when I ran out of space in my Yahoo account.
Were you surprised?
— Yeah. He doesn’t know me from Adam.
No idea you were evil incarnate until God got in touch?
— How would I know? The Biblical criteria are all over the map. Nero, half the Popes, fictional characters, even cardboard reality TV stars qualify. Another reason to quit.
I’m hearing that presenting as a sympathetic character is important?
— More like well rounded.
So what’s your next gig?
— Fairy tale villain.