Two wolves walk into a bar. The first says, “What a day.”
The second buys the drinks.
First one gets to talking. “I install air conditioners. My first job, the place is straw. When I test the unit, the whole place falls down. The pig’s suing me.
“The second house is twigs. I say I’m not doing it. Too dangerous. So he yells, ‘Breach of contract.’
“At the brick house, the guy’s a lawyer. Rants at me about how his brothers are taking me to court. So I eat him. Now I’ve got indigestion.”
The second says, “Have an antacid.”